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bentylershook:

kenthecaboose:

shotfromguns:

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

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some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.



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melanin-king:

mydearest-tish:

aliilovely:

jogeva:

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

08 September 2018 · 545,153 notes


skazuhira-miller:

glenjamin-danzig:

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space) 
scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

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inthisquarter:

kaijuno:

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

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shikamuro:

Steampunk ver.

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